Humor

Most of these are accessible online. If you can’t get hold of one you’d like to read, send me a message.

Colander & Leisure, North America’s Premiere Drainage Products and Lifestyle Monthly, to Launch Hard-hitting Quarterly

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Feb. 2019

Think Outside the Toilet Plume: Nix Those Hidden Hidden Health Hazards

Defenestration, Dec. 2021

Newsletter of the Nigerian Princes Support Group

Eclectica, July/August 2023

The Live Theatre Experience: Etiquette and Survival Tips

Points in Case, June 2024

An Open Letter to Wikipedia, in Re: Myself

Defenestration, November 2024.

Staying Home as a Martial Art: The Mind/Body Discipline of Apartment Parkour

Little Old Lady Comedy, December 2024.

My Daily Daily: Self-affirmation Through Loathing

The Bigger Picture, January 2025.

Ditch Those No-Name Losers You Grew Up With: Stylin’ with “Famous Friend Finder”

The Haven, February 6, 2025.

Real Bond Villains of New Jersey

The Haven, March 19, 2025.

Why Great Literature Sucks and What to Do About It

Little Old Lady Comedy, May 3, 2025.

Burrito Diaries: The Engineering Notebook of Kim Jong Il

The Haven, July 8, 2025.

Psychosis Illustrated Ranks Antisocial Media for 2025: Best Ways to Show the World What You Think of It 

To appear in Little Old Lady Comedy.