Humor
Most of these are accessible online. If you can’t get hold of one you’d like to read, send me a message.
Colander & Leisure, North America’s Premiere Drainage Products and Lifestyle Monthly, to Launch Hard-hitting Quarterly
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Feb. 2019
Think Outside the Toilet Plume: Nix Those Hidden Hidden Health Hazards
Defenestration, Dec. 2021
Newsletter of the Nigerian Princes Support Group
Eclectica, July/August 2023
The Live Theatre Experience: Etiquette and Survival Tips
Points in Case, June 2024
An Open Letter to Wikipedia, in Re: Myself
Defenestration, November 2024.
Staying Home as a Martial Art: The Mind/Body Discipline of Apartment Parkour
Little Old Lady Comedy, December 2024.
My Daily Daily: Self-affirmation Through Loathing
The Bigger Picture, January 2025.
Ditch Those No-Name Losers You Grew Up With: Stylin’ with “Famous Friend Finder”
The Haven, February 6, 2025.
Real Bond Villains of New Jersey
The Haven, March 19, 2025.
Why Great Literature Sucks and What to Do About It
Little Old Lady Comedy, May 3, 2025.
Burrito Diaries: The Engineering Notebook of Kim Jong Il
The Haven, July 8, 2025.
Psychosis Illustrated Ranks Antisocial Media for 2025: Best Ways to Show the World What You Think of It
To appear in Little Old Lady Comedy.